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What is an appraiser?

An appraiser is one who compiles and analyzes voluminous data of problematical accuracy from sources of dubious veracity and derives therefrom a numerical quantification of unquestionable necessity, analogous to a nebelous and euphemistic concept representational of value commensurate with ambient configurations of the open market and promulgates thereby a precise written declamation which delineates his observation, deliberations and conclusions all done while he feighns absolute ignorance of the avericious machinations of Buyers, Sellers, Brokers and Lenders, compensated only by that penurious stipend known as the professional fee.

This joke is from Bill Sparks’ Web site at www.mwan.com (Web site for his appraisal tracking program). His company Web site is www.sparks-co.com. Bill doesn't know where this joke originated, but Thanks for sending it to us!

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