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Limiting conditions and assumptions (humor)
- The person or persons writing this assumes
that they have no idea who they are, why they wrote it and what it means.
- The person or persons writing this is only
liable for the amount of their fee for writing this.
- The person or persons writing this has no idea
about anything structural and, further, can’t even make sawdust.
- The person or persons writing this assumes no
responsibility for anything environmental and, in fact, the person writing
this has never driven a car.
- The person or persons writing this assumes no
responsibility for anything legal in character, and swears that they never
inhaled, or does the writer render any opinion as to title, which is assumed
to be marketable. All existing liens, encumbrances, assessments and any
other money owed by the writer have been disregarded, and the text is
written as though free and clear, even though the writer knows better.
- Unless you told the writer, it is assumed that
there is nothing wrong with this writing, or whether the writing encroaches
on any other writings.
- Any exhibits used by the writer are included
to assist the reader in visualizing the idea of what is written, but the
writer is not an artist and assumes no responsibility in connection with
such artsy craftsy stuff.
- The writer may not be required to give
testimony or to appear in court by reason of this writing, or at least until
the writer is released from jail.
- The writer has no present or contemplated
future interest in this writing, unless it means the writer can make money.
- The writer assumes that all the information
written in this writing is from reliable sources, and it is assumed that the
information is information and not misinformation.
Previously published in the January 2000 issue if
the ASA Newsline, published by the American
Society of Appraisers. Written by Deane Wilson, ASA and reprinted with his
permission. If you ever get a chance to hear Deane Wilson speak, do it. He is
one of the most humorous and "out there" appraisal presenters I have
ever heard!
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